虚伪的小美国人

放学回来在家门口遇见一只猫，通体黑色，膀大腰圆，不可一世的蹲坐在对面的人行道上，悠哉悠哉地晃尾巴。
小菜吓得躲在我身后，边哆嗦边说：
--Look mommy! There is a cat. She is so cute! I like this kitty. Do you like her? I think she is adorable. Oh look, she is so~~~~~~~~ cute!!
--那你可以靠近一点看啊。
--不不不，咱们得赶快回家了。