在家门口的麦当劳吃饭的时候隔壁座位上两个高中生在一起做project. 菜爸教育小菜: --你看看那几个高中生,多用功啊,在做那么难的project。 小菜听了,沉默良久,终于忍不住问: --What is 高中生?Do you mean they were born in very high place? I don't understand how they could access ground then~~~~~
今天小菜好朋友Emory告诉菜妈,小菜给Emory写了一封信: --Emory, you are my best friends. We play together and work on all projects. You are always my best friend even if I have a BETTER friend in the future. Emory全家爆笑。
小菜说: --I want to create a homework machine. I give it a pencil and a piece of paper. It can write the homework just like I do. I will play piano when it is writing my homework. After it finishes, I will check it. --What if it did wrong? Will you punish it? 小菜鄙视的斜了一眼妈妈: --No. I will just let it do it again. I don't punish people.